There is a permanent, mutually exclusive attempt to making friends with me: Mosquitoes!

However, all my attempts to make them change their choice failed so far. They don’t seem to really  understand, that I don’t like to be their friend for several reasons.

1. They are far too active at night for me
2. It would only be a short time relation, because I’m on the move and they don’t seem to go my pace
3. I am not open for a multi partner relationship –> all of them want me equally  and they don’t seem to be able to decide which one would be MY personal mossie
4. They all look identical, so how could I ever recognize MY engaged mossie? Too much risk to being cheated on
5. Their family is too big. How could I feed all of them!?
6. They seem to perform blood revenge. If I harm one of them, the rest of the pack starts a combined counter attack
7. This would definitely not be a win-win situation

Please stay away from me !!!